Drink tea and shit yourself beatiful.

Want to look good? Want to be sexy? Want to have sex with fabulous people?

 All you have to do is to drink some laxative tea. Everybody loves tea and everybody wants to be a pretty motherfucker.
 I have been  drinking it for couple of days and my shit won't stop drippin'. This tea is just so fucking good.

"Tiz sheet made me craZZy!" T.Banks

Tea is cheap too and if you are lazy as me then this tea thing is way to go. If you want to be a supermodel like Tyra Banks then you can't go wrong with laxative tea.

Drink tea and smell you later!