How to make yourself and your partner horny?

Bored and tired woman

Have you ever felt horny when coming home from work? It's absolutely normal and healthy. But what happens when you partner is not in a right mood to satisfy you. There are some little tricks and tips for making him/her feel as horny as you do.

• Music. Play some slow and nice music for a long and romantic intercourse. But if you feel very horny then put on some energetic and faster music and hump yourself empty. Some force may be required.
• Foreplay. Tease him/her, kiss him/her softly, touch him/her gently etc. You get the point. If he/she still refuses then rape your partner.
• Social media. Bomb your partner with naughty messages or call him/her before you get home. Prepare your partner so you could slip it right in.

• Role-play. Act as a doctor or a nurse, black or white, dumb or intelligent. Some clothing may be required. If it works then there is one less problem to solve.

 Hope my little tips and tricks help you and be posted. See you all later

Cavendish, don't be so pessimistic about Armstrong and cycling!!!

Armstrong

Mark Cavendish fears no one will believe pro cyclists are clean again, after Lance Armstrong admitted to widespread doping on the Oprah Winfrey show. But why so, Cavendish? They do doping in every sport almost on the same scale. More intriguing is that Armstrong era cyclist were almost all using doping. Some ex-cyclist say that the percentage was something like 95%. So get over it. Majority of athletes do it. It's even said that doping is what makes sports interesting and intriguing. 

Cavendish

On the spot where media stops, there people forgot. So... lighten up, Cavendish.

Democracy getting wild in Bulgaria

In a failed assassination attempt with an airgun on the leader of Bulgaria's ethnic Turkish party, Ahmed Dogan, a man is seen jumping out of the audience and onto the stage where Dogan is speaking. He then points the gun at Dogan's head and the gun reportedly misfires or the shooter started to doubt himself. The attacker is then fucked up by some old politics and you can see some good old "slav" beating. I've put the video of the happening down below. Enjoy!

Drink tea and shit yourself beatiful.

Want to look good? Want to be sexy? Want to have sex with fabulous people?

 All you have to do is to drink some laxative tea. Everybody loves tea and everybody wants to be a pretty motherfucker.
 I have been  drinking it for couple of days and my shit won't stop drippin'. This tea is just so fucking good.

"Tiz sheet made me craZZy!" T.Banks

Tea is cheap too and if you are lazy as me then this tea thing is way to go. If you want to be a supermodel like Tyra Banks then you can't go wrong with laxative tea.

Drink tea and smell you later!

Cocaine business = Money!

Plan is simple but you could use some money for start capital.

1. Go to Columbia or Bolivia. Find a producer who is willing to sell you straight from the lab or find a local wholesale merchant. 
2. Buy that shit for about 2000 euros a kilogram. Don't be too cheap because it's a fast way to die. 
3. Smuggle your coke to your preferred destination. Bribe all customs people and police if needed and if you have the money for this.
4. Find a local wholesale buyer or big game dealer. Sell to get 1000-3000% profit. You can mix your coke down to increase your profit.
5. Get money. Keep it or invest it to go on another trip.
6. Don't get killed or caught!!!

Hold your dicks hard and your head clear.

Finland and Somali terrorists.

Finnish police said in their annual report that there are connections between Somali terrorist group al-Shabaab and some people living in Finland. The number of connections is increasing mainly because more and more immigrants from that area, where Somalia is, are coming to Finland.

In my opinion, correlation is there between rising numbers of immigrants and connections with al-Shabaab. So, I predict that Finland is facing a big safety problem in the future because of the increasing numbers of foreigners.

Concerning, isn't it!?

Vladimir Putin once again.

Elections are coming as you may know. Elections which are already won by man who has been a big player over a decade. Charming public figure and he may be the richest man in Russia or even in whole Europe. Man who kills bears with his bare hands. He is not Chuck Norris by the way. This man Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin - Bear of today's Russia .

It is speculated a lot that things are going to change in Russia cause of the protest and changed model of society. To be honest, I don't see that things are going to change in five years time. Russians have always needed a leader who is charismatic but can also be quite aggressive. Secondly, compared to other candidates he gives the most sane expression. Thirdly, he has the power to manipulate the votes. Easy.

To conclude, I don't think that much or big things will change. Maybe some cosmetic fixes but that's all. So, now just let's hope that he is nicer this time.